30 January 2011

Little Satan in CAMP NOKOPOKOPOKONOMOPKO


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Dere Mom and Dud ,
I fune in camp
Cockruch in soup so non veg
One of the kidss feel in the lak and drown today Herbie was bite be a rottle snake today We had aple pie today we dint have watter sking today because mister monhan brok both of one of his leggs
So did melvin i hop i like the rist wach you bring me if you cum up to see me soon my coonseler is a fagg can i be one? i dont thimk it cost enything xtra

yore sun santa

29 January 2011

Cost of inflation?


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For the first time in history, Need, pleasure & torture are equally expensive (or inexpensive) How?
Onions 1 kg = 65 Rupees
Beer bottle = 65 Rupees
Petrol = 65 Rupees
Bus-ticket from my home-town to my in-laws home-town = 65 Rupees = TORTURE!

Keep rocking,
Bye

12 January 2011

Satan Washing Powder





Washing Powder Satan
Washing Powder Satan

Doodh ki safedi,
Satan se aayi
Rangeen kapda ye khil khil jaaye

SABKI PASAND SATAN

Washing Powder Satan
SATAN!

Keep washing,
Bye

05 January 2011

From the Archives: From your favourite correspondent




Kind attentionS:
UASCS '97 pass-outs & boot-legs,

Over 35 acquaintances of ourclass attended, although didn't recognize a few due to resemblance to Green-creatures?

I was greeted by a burly, tall man with hefty-shoulders at the entrance. Nopes it wasn't the Great Khali, but it was our "Great"-Yessi. He did manage to scare a few people? One big anamoly was that he was wearing 2 tee-shirts, 3 formal shirts & an over-coat in summer!

There were 2 bamboo sticks roaming around. One with a moustache (Ganapathy) & the other with Glasses (TG) who did claim that he was the CEO of "Mental Outside"!

Ajay, the Maradona of our class got beaten Black & Blue in a boxing fight against a 5 year old. Now he's turning into Pink & White. Does that make him a "Kaleidescope"?

Siva Prasad a.k.a Mr.Viands was gifted a watch (Not Sunday-Bazaar's China-Maal). He liked it so muIch that he SWALLOWED it. Now you know what makes him tick!

Before I forget, also in the gang was Jungle-Boy "Mowglee" who did resemble Ishant Sharma. The last person to come in was "Chocolate-Hero", Implication: He's getting married next? JK.

On a serious note (which is a hostile emotion for me),
I'm very happy since I met a lot of people, my school buddies, their spouses. And a beeg THANK YOU since you all did miss out on your usual "Saas-Bahu" soaps for this objective.

Keep rocking,
THE Byes