30 January 2011

Little Satan in CAMP NOKOPOKOPOKONOMOPKO


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Dere Mom and Dud ,
I fune in camp
Cockruch in soup so non veg
One of the kidss feel in the lak and drown today Herbie was bite be a rottle snake today We had aple pie today we dint have watter sking today because mister monhan brok both of one of his leggs
So did melvin i hop i like the rist wach you bring me if you cum up to see me soon my coonseler is a fagg can i be one? i dont thimk it cost enything xtra

yore sun santa

29 January 2011

Cost of inflation?


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For the first time in history, Need, pleasure & torture are equally expensive (or inexpensive) How?
Onions 1 kg = 65 Rupees
Beer bottle = 65 Rupees
Petrol = 65 Rupees
Bus-ticket from my home-town to my in-laws home-town = 65 Rupees = TORTURE!

Keep rocking,
Bye

26 January 2011

Keep crushing?








MNP has arrived. Not Mobile Number Portability, but MN Prabhakar! Arrived at Bangalore that is....

I'm not giving out all the details like names, venues etc, as one of them threatened with suicide! Hey, I've divulged my name. So is it Self-suicide (if there is such a term?)

Well here goes, I got a call from few of my friends that there is going to be a Birthday party in the evening. I get there to find out:
1. There is no Birthday boy?
2. There is no Birthday cake?
3. I have to pay for what I eat? No OC (Other's Cost I say)
4. I have to tell who my crush was?

The discussions at the "special-birthday-bash" were varied from using dettol for an after-shave, Newton's light scattering experiment etc, etc.. I wonder what Newton used after his shave? However I know what Darwin used: Nothing, Ref: He had a long beard! And hey, we also spoke about crushes! One of the member has Multiple-crush-disorder.

MANTRA: If someone else goes out with your crush, its a curse!

On the return trip, I was sitting with a U-19 Cricket team. One lesson I learnt: Never share your toothpaste-tube with a Team Member. I got back an almost empty one. Now that's what I call TEAMWORK?

Before I forget:
2010: Year of Recuperation
2011: Year of Reclaimation
2012: Year of Ressurection
2013: Year of Revelation
2014: Year of Revolution
2015: Year of RECESSION (Again? Lets see...)

Keep rocking,
Bye
PS: Are you game?

12 January 2011

Satan Washing Powder





Washing Powder Satan
Washing Powder Satan

Doodh ki safedi,
Satan se aayi
Rangeen kapda ye khil khil jaaye

SABKI PASAND SATAN

Washing Powder Satan
SATAN!

Keep washing,
Bye

05 January 2011

From the Archives: From your favourite correspondent




Kind attentionS:
UASCS '97 pass-outs & boot-legs,

Over 35 acquaintances of ourclass attended, although didn't recognize a few due to resemblance to Green-creatures?

I was greeted by a burly, tall man with hefty-shoulders at the entrance. Nopes it wasn't the Great Khali, but it was our "Great"-Yessi. He did manage to scare a few people? One big anamoly was that he was wearing 2 tee-shirts, 3 formal shirts & an over-coat in summer!

There were 2 bamboo sticks roaming around. One with a moustache (Ganapathy) & the other with Glasses (TG) who did claim that he was the CEO of "Mental Outside"!

Ajay, the Maradona of our class got beaten Black & Blue in a boxing fight against a 5 year old. Now he's turning into Pink & White. Does that make him a "Kaleidescope"?

Siva Prasad a.k.a Mr.Viands was gifted a watch (Not Sunday-Bazaar's China-Maal). He liked it so muIch that he SWALLOWED it. Now you know what makes him tick!

Before I forget, also in the gang was Jungle-Boy "Mowglee" who did resemble Ishant Sharma. The last person to come in was "Chocolate-Hero", Implication: He's getting married next? JK.

On a serious note (which is a hostile emotion for me),
I'm very happy since I met a lot of people, my school buddies, their spouses. And a beeg THANK YOU since you all did miss out on your usual "Saas-Bahu" soaps for this objective.

Keep rocking,
THE Byes

04 January 2011

Blood is thicker than Sambar! (NON-STOP-NONSENSE)



Onset of the Gregorian new year 2011. This year's targets:
1. I'm planning to dress-up Dabangg style. I can't guarantee about the 6 pack. But can guarantee 6-;layered-tetra-pack (me covered up all over during the cold season here)
2. Since I can boil water, I shall try to boil something else (other than somebody's temperment) edible.
3. I better learn cooking soon. That reminds me:
Father's-In-Law definition: One who cooks is called a cooker!
This is quite confusing, what do you call one who stiches hooks?
4. My motorbike is 15 years old, half as old as me. I need to get a RTO recertification. What about me?
5. I need to familiar myself with debiting & crediting in accounting gernals (read 'journals'), however, I'm familiar & contempted with advance accounting & financial stuff. There, no foundation at all! Does it mean its a Castle in Air? What about Dungeons & Dragons? Knights of the Templar? Robin-Hood?
6. Explain to this seemingly innocent welt (world), the differences between 'Paradox', 'Irony' & what else was it? Damn, I'm getting older. Refer above point 4.
7. See all "Farah Khan" directed movies, they are indeed colour-FOOL!

Question of the day:
An attachment to a car is called a "Trailer", so it follows. The preview is a "Trailer", and the movie follows! Why this contradiction?

Keep rocking,
Bye
PS: In case you understand what this blog entry is about, please let me know! Else, you might find similar one in 2012?